As I toil away at work, doing what I can to stop pregnancy before it starts, I thought I'd post one of the funniest articles I have ever read. I'm sure I've shared this with many of you, but in light of my recent cougar-esque obsession with drinking white wine and pretending it's high-class, I present you this:
Also, I went out with my team last night to dinner at Morimoto in NYC (pretty dece, but nothing to write home about). We almost went to a restaurant called "La Esquina" where, according to reliable sources, Jay-Z, Beyonce, and the guy who plays Chuck Bass on Gossip Girl were all spotted dining last night. Instead of seeing these immensely popular celebrities, I got to see Constantine Maroulis, the 5th place finisher on Season 4 of American Idol and a supreme douche-tard. FML.
In case you don't believe that Constantine is a douche-tard, please view his Wikipedia picture: